Hello sluts

I hope you are all having a wonderful start to 2025 and looking forward to serving your London Mistress this Spring.

Applications are of course open to sensible slaves, sluts and sissies to serve in 2025 and I am looking forward to welcoming My existing slaves and sluts back for another year of naughty fun. Thank you to My darling sluts and sissies who have already made 2025 a quite rambunctious affair…

In good news from here at the TrannyFlat, the dungeon is looking slightly more organised – the big suspension rig is back in, so My tall and tottering trannies, who slut around in six inch heels, are surely most grateful to Mistress for removing the ‘head-bumpy’ sling frame and replacing it with the original big rig. Hurrah!

As usual, the TV crossdressing wardrobe overfloweth with frills and fun, and the dildos are stacked to the ceiling. 

The cage of much doom has now been moved slightly to make it impossible for girls to see the dungeon television whilst locked inside, as watching naughty antics on TV whilst locked in the cage seemed not to be a very successful method of punishment… Should you be one of My regular sluts and have any naughty DVDs that would suit the TF television then do bring them along when you attend next. I am sure we will all enjoy them on the dungeon television!

I am pleased to report that no one has become accidentally locked in the cage for well over a year now, though this wonderful track record was nearly wiped out last week when Sissy Suzy distracted poor Mistress with undue whining, and I *may* have misplaced the key momentarily within the TWOD (tranny wardrobe of DOOM – for those of you who are new to My site). 

As many of you know the TWOD is somewhat like the Bermuda triangle, so this was indeed a significant Mistress FAIL.

Thankfully the key was located amidst the panties (having fallen off the key shelf), though I must confess, there was perhaps a moment where I did consider getting the hacksaw out. I suspect Suzy would have preferred Me to have NOT found the key (or possess a hacksaw) but I cannot keep My gurls in the cage forever. If I did such a thing you would all find yourselves playing sardines in the cage! Perhaps you would like that?!

In other news I think it would be wise for forward thinking slaves and sluts to save their favourite Mistress’s telephone and contact details this year as there is a lot of concern about the new ‘online safety bill’ possibly causing issues for websites.

Obviously I only deal with sluts, sissies and slaves of the most willing variety, however the bill is of some concern for many, so wisdom and forethought should be applied to these matters. 

In some funny TF goss – I have a naughty sissy who says she will ‘send Mistress a gift’ and then sends herself dildos and slutty attire without actually sending anything for Me! When probed about where the gift for Mistress is, she then says that ‘Mistress’s gift has been lost in the post’… The cheek!  Perhaps the postman should be brought into the TF for questioning with the sissy in question…

As always I am most happy to receive and keep safe your naughty post for you if you are a long term slave of Mine (and remember anything that is left here becomes Mine and part of the TWOD or dungeon in perpetuity), but I DO expect the balance of gifts to be in My favour!

I have been very lucky to receive some lovely things lately – thank you to My Alesha, Suzy, Sophie and Tinkerbell for sending items that are both practical and perverted.

Many of you know that I am a passionate advocate of both personal freedom and freedom of speech, but it may be that I have to make a few changes to My website over the coming months with the online bill coming into force.  Please be assured that I remain fully committed to the in person sissification, emasculation and Domination of My wonderful playthings. Thank you all for being part of My fabulous kinky life and I look forward to having you at My heel or surrounded by My frills again very soon.

Here’s My wishlist on Amazon for you to send Me sissy dresses and pretend you thought you pressed the button for the nice living room rug…

https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/30IJN8Y8JSBPE?ref_=wl_share

Spitty kisses and all the best wishes

Kinkily yours (and you are Mine)

 

MST

 

xxx