Hello from a VERY snowy Homeland sluts!
I am writing this blog from My home (away from London’s TrannyFlat) – I am up in the snowy hills and currently still battling nine foot snow drifts as I live in a VERY rural location when not beating bottoms!
Because of the rather extreme weather this month please simply text for session availability.
My likely availability will be on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays after 1pm (I really hate mornings so please don’t ask for before 1pm). I may be available on the odd Friday or Monday but you need to book well in advance and ensure you confirm due to weather and transport issues.
If you are one of My regulars or one of My followers concerned about how I will be paying for My fabulous life and maintaining the TrannyFlat whilst stranded in the snow (there is no holiday, sick or ‘snow day’ pay for Mistresses) then please do feel free to text Me to deposit some helpful funds into My bank account to keep things ticking over or send Me gift vouchers via Amazon as detailed below! Be generous to Me – I always am to you…
Below are details about how to confirm your session this month and some gift ideas if you feel inclined to bring Me a little present to celebrate Spring!
CONFIRMATION:
IF you are lucky enough to have an appointment with Me – whether you are an existing slave or a lucky new toy : DON’T FORGET TO CONFIRM you silly slut! THAT MEANS : Text FIVE WORKING DAYS BEFORE YOUR APPOINTMENT (weekends DO NOT COUNT – I do not look at My phone at all on the weekend) then you MUST text the day before, text ON the morning of you appointment (BEFORE 10am) AND text one hour before you arrive!
If you don’t do the above I will probably have gone out shopping with Dani or be off out studying something very clever that you, with your tiny slave brain cell, would not understand. THIS WILL RESULT IN you feeling like even more of a twatty-twirp than you already are as you will MISS your appointment and you will end up sat around like a total LOSER wondering where your Mistress is and if she is having a fabulous time… CONFIRMATION IS KEY to avoiding this LOSER feeling and to ensuring your appointment goes ahead!
I DO NOT wait around in the TrannyFlat 24/7 – I have a fabulous life to get on with!
GIFTS :
If you are inclined to get Me a little present to celebrate meeting with Me then here are some ideas of things I would like – please stick to My lists if you are inclined to get Me anything unless you know Me very very well! You can read more on the gifts I prefer to receive through My site but here is a concise list for your gift buying assistance: Alien perfume, Waterstones vouchers, anything by Barbour (Size 8 or 10 clothing or wax hats in XL due to My large hair and big brain), Amazon vouchers, Bonsai trees, leather gloves (black or purple, medium or large due to My long nails!), Chromebook laptops, Google Home or Alexa equipment, a lottery ticket, vast wedges of cash, books on sheep, Wales, Scotland or dogs, signage in Neon for the TrannyFlat, additional CROSSDRESSING items for the TWOD (Tranny Wardrobe of DOOM) and of course yourEVERLASTING SERVITUDE.
If you can’t make it to see Me or simply want to show Me you WORSHIP Me then why not send Me an amazon gift voucher to mistressthorne@hotmail.com ?!
Looking forward to seeing you for LOTS of kinky fun through March 2018!!!!
Long live the Queendom !
Spitty and Snowy Kisses
MST
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